today's lesson: check your pockets.

(note: i just edited the hell out of this post because the world is indeed a paranoid place. i *loathe* doing such things, as there is SUCH a good story here. grrr, effing totalitarian state.)

ANYWAY. just like back when mom did your laundry, checking pockets for snotty tissues that would end up as a paper pulpy mess all over your hot black threads, still in your adult life, it is ALWAYS a good idea to check your pockets. we'll leave it at that.



use the power of inference and conclusion. i have a nifty shirt, courtesy of Value Village.