well shit.

toybreaker.net's official first award!..er something.

Danke Metrotimes!

_{Awards? Bah, who needs ’em, right? They’re boring and they signify nothing, really. Shit, Alice Cooper would let his kids play in the bathtub with his gold records. And those are gold records! I mean if you win some kind of local music award, at best, if you’re lucky, you get some kind of gilded thingy that doubles nicely as a doorstop.}

"Best blog that combines Detroit attitude with whack electronics and space-goth fashion"

toybreaker.net/blog

If you want to find out about the fabulous party you missed last weekend, or listen to samples of toy instruments played by Bethany Shorb of God and his Bitches, you should cruise here often. Highlights: a picture of her screaming pussy — actually a Smartronics Animal Quartet piano — and a teaser link to Cyberoptix, which Shorb describes as a "baroque ornamental burnout" custom clothing line ready to launch in 2006.

maybe this will set my blog's worth to more than $0.01. Nah......

Be sure to check out Dorkwave's mention as well -- Best-suited electro new wave. Hot.

Team Dorkwave’s monthly parties are a blur of warm Jäger, Georgio Moroder, Saran Wrap hot pants and atrocious dance moves. "Stop the madness!" Corktown Tavern said, and tried to burn itself down. But Dorkwave endured, and continues to endear. They’re as cool as Rupert "Stiles" Stylinksi surfing on a van.