12.01.2005

cheese woes.

Dear Trader Joe's,

I am saddened that you are not longer carrying two of my favorite cheeses, St. Andre and Amsterdam Reserve. I've been getting both of them for years at Hirt's Market, albeit at twice the price. You have stopped stocking them and have replaced them with your own private label cheeses that you have the audacity to call "artisan." Well Mr. Joe, they are effing squishy flavorless crap, you may as well have replaced that fine aged silghtly salty, crystelline, nutty, flavorful gouda amazingness with Velveeta.

Not Amused. Bring back my cheese! I'm going to go cry now.

Love, Bethany

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