Cyberoptix Tie Lab

Go west, young gal. Our culture editor kisses Detroit goodbye, sort of. Fare thee well, my dear, and may all of our impending departures be expedited.

I was supposed to comment in the column, but last week's shitstorm prevented me from both thinking straight and remembering to answer my email. I've cried wolf more than my fair share over the past *gasp* seven and a half years of tenure here, but it's time. More than time.